Amerika: In Need Of A Bad Guy

So Putin offered Afghan militants bounties to kill American troops?

Yeah, sure. As if the Afghans any kind of encouragement to kill the hated American oppressors!

What could the upside be for the Russians? Waste of money; waste of time, and bad PR if it were to come out — which it would. Oh, doesn’t matter. The Russkies are just Evil.

Still, this is a good story for the Damnednocrats.

Americans love this kind of stuff: it’s straight out of Hollywood. As any good story writer knows, finding the Right Villain is the test of the story.

And the Mongol Hordes…er…Mongrel Hordes… the Russkies are a pretty good target.

As a Canadian though I feel left out. After all, we defeated the Yanks in a couple of wars back in the 19th Century. OK, it was our First Nation people who really did that.

But Canadians just don’t have the image. Bland, polite people. How can we undermine Amerika by endless “Please” and “thank you” and “excuse me”?

Saddam is gone. Bashar Assad is really a mild mannered eye doctor. The US already butchered the progressive leader of Africa’s only progressive state Libya, so he’s out.

The North Korean’s? Pretty good. Except FatBoy’s sister is tughter than he is, young, pretty — and a Woman. women can’t be villains because they are Women. Your risk alienating the Feminist vote.

ah, China! The Dems are already onto to them, spreading a weaponized virus manufactured by Huawei. The trick is to get them into a war. No problem. We’re in the South China sea. A new Gulf of Tonkin incident, with Chinese aggression drummed up by the NYT and WaPo and CNN. Chinese troops dumping babies out of incubators in Hong Kong. Or maybe Chinese bounties on American soldiers in Hawaii, supporting the Hawaiian independence movment.
We’ll think of something. We have Hollywood.

Now that Black Lives Matter we need something to replace Blacks as default bad guys and reasons for Open Carry.

What better than the Yellow Peril. Worked before.

Too bad that the chinese have hypersonic weapons capable of sinking US carriers west of Honolulu.

So Putin offered Afghan militants bounties to kill American troops?

Yeah, sure. As if the Afghans any encouragement to kill the hated Americans! Putin also does not waste money. Russia is one of the major countries with a balanced budget.

What could the upside be for the Russians? Waste of money; waste of time, and bad PR if it were to come out — which it would.

Still, this is a good story for the Damnednocrats.

Americans love this kind of stuff: it’s straight out of Hollywood. As any good story writer knows, finding the Right Villain is the test of the story. And the hero? Ummmm… Creepy Joe as Rambo? Noooooooooooooooooooo. Nancy Pelosi in black vinyl like Batwoman….Uggggggggggggggh….

Still, the Mongol Hordes…er…Mongrel Hordes…aka Russkies… are a pretty good target. We know they are evil because they are Not-Quite-White. Tartars, Cossacks. Look at Vlad’s slanty eyes. Yes. BAD!….. AND he is a Cat Lover. OK….he loves dogs, too — he goes both ways, which just shows lack of character.

As a Canadian I feel left out. After all, we defeated the Yanks in a couple of wars back in the 19th Century. Really, it was our First Nation people who did that and we rewarded them with cultural genocide.

Genocide or not, Canadians just don’t have the image. Bland, polite people. How can we undermine Amerika by endless “Pleases” and “thank yous” and “excuse mes”? Look at our BoyToy PM, Justin. Great name, “Justin”. If he was a Dem candidate the slogan would be Lustin’ for Justin. Better than Ridin’ Biden.

Oh, sorry that’s the Cowgirl thing. Canucks invented PornHub.

I digress….

The Villain Shortage seems a consequence of the interruption of supply chains or excessive consumption.

Saddam is gone. Bashar Assad is really a mild mannered eye doctor. The US already butchered the progressive leader of Africa’s only progressive state Libya, so he’s out. Jeremy Corbyn was voted out. Macron is…well…French.

Trump is still a Yank.

No Africans (right now)… They are Black. Keep them in reserve for hate for when BLM dies down. They are a Hate Resource, to be stored in Prisons and the like. Use only when necessary.

The North Koreans?

Pretty good.

Except FatBoy’s sister is tougher than he is, young, pretty — and a Woman. Women can’t be villains because they are…well… Women. You risk alienating the Feminist vote.

Ah, China!

The Dems are already onto to them for spreading a weaponized virus manufactured by Huawei. Slam Dunk! Or is that “Slam Dump”.

And Xi is BFFs with Vlad’! Double slam dump! Keep that shit comin’. Rid’n with Biden.

The trick is to get the Chinese into a war.

No problem. We did that once in Korea years ago. Of course, we also got our asses kicked.

No matter, now, we’re in the South China sea, which we wanted renamed the Western American Sea with the Senkakus turned into Disney World.

A new Gulf of Tonkin incident, with Chinese aggression drummed up by the NYT and WaPo and CNN will be necessary. Chinese troops dumping babies out of incubators in Xinjiang? Or maybe Chinese bounties on American soldiers someplace…Iraq, Africa, Hawaii. Are the Chinese supporting the Hawaiian independence movement? Maybe just Huawei and containing the virus successfully.

We’ll think of something. We have Hollywood. (although it’s Hollywood who owns us).

Now that Black Lives sorta Matter and cops have to take a knee as they aim and pull the trigger, we need something to replace Blacks as default bad guys and reasons for Open Carry and phone 911 whenever a black pizza delivery guy comes to the door. Don’t call a Swat Team though. Those dark lensed goggles make white people look dark-ish and you might get killed before you can enjoy the pizza.

What better than the Yellow Peril? Worked before.

We won the Opium Wars didn’t we?

Too bad that the Chinese have hypersonic weapons capable of sinking US carriers west of Honolulu.