The Dems Nominate Adolph

Over my fourth glass of wine, I imagined if Joe Biden had had a heart attack in 2010. Who would the Dems have run?

Definitely NOT Bernie or Warren? Never, never, never.

Had to be someone who had a healthcare program. Free education, hated the Russians, definitely not Vlad’ and thought the Chinese were a Yellow Peril. Also someone who supported regime change for Oil and was kind to dictators and rightwing tyrants in other countries, while talking of freedom and liberty. Somebody with “green” policies, which didn’t interfere with business. Into animal rights? Great.

Definitely somebody who supported Our Country Above All Others and the military. And turned a blind eye to mass murder, torture, genocide and that kinda stuff.

Then it struck me.

Adolph Hitler would be the perfect candidate.

The pollsters would predict him winning, with the Media Propaganda Machine helpfully redacting those glitches in history: Belsen and Buchenwald, with Adolph saying that he was a BIG supporter of Israel and just trying to convince German Jews to support the Zionist state! In fact, AH was a supporter of the Zionist movement. Adolph as also vegetarian and a beer drinker. His farts? Oh…so lovable.

Hitler was also not a fascist like Mussolini. He was, as he said, a kind of socialist who also supported Big Business and rich people. Ever so “progressive”.

Hitler would be kinda old. But probably more spry in the head than Joe who started losing it at 18.

The “born in German thing””: minor problem, that the CIA could fix.

The only thing: the mustache would have to go.