Trump Dies
Trump Dying?
I believe everything I read in the Media. According to the Media, which is the Word of both God and Science, hydroxycholorquine, the malaria drug used by some for COVID19 will kill you.
So…if you use it, you will have a heart attack and die. Worse than a visit by the in-laws or a note from the IRS.
It’s true! Because the NYT and WaPo and CNN and Rachel Maddow say so. Who would naysay the Prophets. You get stoned for that. No, not the nice kind with some leafy substance, the bad kind with rocks that bounce off your head.
Trump takes the H Drug to ward off The Virus. According to him it works better than garlic for vampires. And “the Virus”. No, not Huawei or something that he got from Stormy. Not Bidenitis. But COVID19!
So, clearly, dying is dying.
In fact, relying on my deep understanding of the Mainstream Media, praise be their name(s), I am sure he is already dead!
All that dumb stuff he says. This explains it. The reflexive twitching of just-dead corpse, not animated in Office, eating brains. Not to worry — they are Democratic Brains. He has already eaten half of Joe Biden’s brain. But Joe didn’t need that half anyway. In fact, he doesn’t need the rest either.
I think that is a kind of intellectual property theft, a Chinese thing. Or something like downloading pirated movies.
Question: is Trump a Chinese zombie mole?
Gotta check the NYT on that.
Stranger things have happened. Like the Alien who snatched Boris’ body in the ICU and made him say nice things about nurses.
